chimpanzeejim: so my parents were gone for 2 days and I switched most of our family photos with pictures of steve buscemi…
When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed...– Stevie Nicks (via chubby-bunnies)
my boyfriend found my secret stash of peanut butter spoons on my side of the bed and called me out on eating peanut butter directly out of the jar every time I’m about to take a nap and/or wake up.
wongburger: the-vashta-nerada: pleaseremembermefondly: charlisheen: you know what i want to know how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby solve that mystery steve THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA SHE’S CINNAMON’S...
Do you ever just end up on the SkyMall website looking at things you don’t need and then try to convince yourself that you NEED this iron giraffe to hold your toilet paper? But then you realize it’s okay because the iron giraffe is a BEST SELLER so there are obviously people doing the same thing you are and the world seems a little bit smaller. His name is Tiny.
I desperately need new workout music and have no clue where to start. My ipod has not changed in over a year. SUGGESTIONS PLEASE. anyone. please.
shiningstardust: When you take your plate out of the microwave, and the food is still ice cold but the plate is like 8000 degrees OH god i have not laughed this hard ever.
grimshade: LAURA WHERE ARE YOU I MISS YOU I MISS OUR RADIO SHOW I actually panic every Monday night and yell at myself SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP YOU DIDN’T READ A BOOK THIS WEEKEND OR WATCH ANYTHING BESIDES ONE EPISODE OF EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND AND THAT DVD THAT CAME IN YOUR TEXTBOOK and then I remember we don’t have a radio show and it makes me kinda sad but also kinda ok because the...